Unsent Letters

Dear impatient teenage driver,

I’m very glad that you managed to slam on your brakes and avoid hitting me in the Panera parking lot the other day. For future reference, driving at 40 mph in a parking lot is generally not a great approach. You’ll hit far fewer people if you keep your speed appropriate for the environment.

I’m also glad that I didn’t see you crash into any other vehicles. Although, when you chose to roar past me once we were on the main road, and then run a just-turned-red light, I was concerned that an accident was imminent.

I know you’re young and invincible and that you don’t have time for us old fogeys. But for your own good, and that of those around you, please exercise caution while driving.

Sincerely,
A concerned “older” driver

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Dear expired medicine,

Are you multiplying behind closed doors? Because really, I don’t know where all of you come from. As I’m cleaning things out in preparation for our move, I’m honestly shocked at the amount of expired over-the-counter pharmaceuticals in our home.

Or perhaps instead of multiplying, you all got together and changed your expiration dates when I wasn’t looking. Because it seems you’ve all expired in the last three months. Couldn’t you spread out your expiry dates a bit more?

Warmly,
Someone who’s thankful the Nyquil wasn’t expired

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Dear books,

I love you. You know that, right? It seems I can never have too many books.

Well, except for right now, maybe.

Because as I pack you all into boxes, preparing to move you to our new home, I’m struck by the sheer number of you. And also, the sheer weight of you.

It is not going to be easy to move the many, many, many pounds of books we own to a new location. My back will surely complain.

So please don’t take offense, but I’ll probably never move you again. You’ll either live out your years in our new house, or get donated, sold, shared, or otherwise disposed of. Because I never want to pack, move, and unpack this many boxes of books again.

Love,
Your mostly-devoted owner

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Dear strangers at the grocery store,

Look. I’m tired, okay?

And no, your eyes were not deceiving you.

It’s true that the other day, as I approached the automatic exit door — yes, the one that automatically opens for all of us shoppers — I lifted my car key/remote-door-unlocker-thingy, pointed it at the automatic grocery store door, and clicked the Unlock Button repeatedly.

Like I said, I’m tired. And I have a lot on my mind.

But the door opened after I did that, didn’t it? I rest my case.

Exhaustedly yours,
The crazy woman at the grocery store

FIR ’11: Reading Question #1

I mentioned in the Fall Into Reading 2011 launch post that every Wednesday this fall, I will post a question about reading.

Why am I doing this? Well, for one thing, I love reading and talking about reading with others. And for another, I thought it would be a great way to keep Fall Into Reading participants connected throughout the course of the challenge. Finally, I posted reading questions during Fall Into Reading 2010 and everyone seemed to really enjoy them. So let’s do it again!

Now without further ado, here’s your first question, and my answer.

How much do book reviews influence your decision to acquire and/or read a book?

If a friend or family member with tastes similar to mine has given a book a raving endorsement, I admit that I might not even look at reviews for that book. I’ll just trust that recommendation and pick it up without thinking twice. I also rarely glance at reviews for books from my favorite authors or series — I just go on past experience.

Otherwise, I do look at reviews, but I’m more likely to look at the negative reviews. In my experience, the negative reviews help me to better evaluate whether a book will be a good fit for me.

If a review complains that a book is slow-moving and full of flowery language? I’m likely to take a pass on that one. On the other hand, if negative reviews express disappointment that there wasn’t enough romance or that there were too many twist and turns, I might be even more likely to pick up that particular novel.

What about you? How much are you influenced by others’ reviews when picking books?

FIR Giveaway: Reclaiming Lily

Welcome to the first Fall Into Reading 2011 book giveaway, sponsored by Bethany House!

Here’s how the giveaways during Fall Into Reading 2011 work:

Every Wednesday, I will post about a new book that’s up for grabs. If it sounds like a book you’d like and you want to be eligible to win it, just leave a comment on the post and I’ll put your name in the virtual hat. I’ll leave the post open for comments until the following Tuesday at noon. I’ll then randomly pick a commenter and announce that person as the winner when I put up the next giveaway.

Also, I apologize to any international readers, but these giveaways are only open to readers in the U.S. or Canada.

This week’s giveaway:

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Feelings about fries

French Fries --- Image by © Royalty-Free/CorbisI don’t eat french fries very often. But when I do, I must admit that I have rather strong feelings about them.

The truth is, some french fries are just more enjoyable than others. My husband, on the other hand, is much more easy-going when it comes to fry preferences.

Allow me to visually demonstrate my personal feelings on fries:

Fries

Bottom line: I like them skinny and crunchy. Salty is good too, but as long as there is not too much “mushiness” to them, I can be flexible. My husband, however, is open to a wide variety of fry types. Wimpy ones, hearty ones, crunchy ones, mushy ones — he accepts them all.

I took my kids to TGIFriday’s a few weeks ago, on a night when my husband was out of town. I asked for fries as one of my sides, but what came out of the kitchen was something new, a kind of fry I hadn’t seen before. And to be honest, they were ridiculous.

It was as if someone had taken the most gigantic potatoes they could find, cut them in quarters and fried them up.

I am not joking or exaggerating when I say that one of them was the size of your standard banana.

Look: If I wanted a baked potato, I would have ordered a baked potato. But I did not. I ordered fries. And in my opinion, fries should have significantly less mushy potato in them than baked potatoes.

Fortunately, my kids held no such prejudice against these “hunk o’ potato” fries, so I split the so-called fries between them and stuck to my side salad.

But that got me thinking: apparently, my kids don’t have strong feelings about the size of french fries either. Am I the only one that has a strong preference for a particular type of fry? Is this one more sign that I’m more quirky than I like to admit?

I don’t really have a point to this post, except to share with you that in my world, the size of french fries is inversely proportional to my enjoyment of those fries.

And yes, I know that those skinny, crunchy ones are generally not as healthful as the more potato-y ones. Which brings me back to my first sentence. Given my enjoyment of the crunch, it’s probably best that I don’t eat fries very often.

So I’m curious: what about you? Do you like the skinny fries or the thick ones? Or do you think it’s insane that I even have an opinion about french fries? (It’s okay if you think I’m crazy; I can take it!)

This, that, and the other thing

If you’re a regular visitor to my blog, you might have noticed that I haven’t been posting much lately, except for the informational posts leading up to Fall Into Reading 2011. It’s not that I haven’t wanted to blog. In fact, there have been a lot of blog-worthy happenings around here. But I’ve learned that I have a hard time blogging if:

  1. I’m in pain
  2. I’m in transition

As for #1, the pain thing.

A few weeks ago, I was innocently eating some granola. Just munching away, oblivious to the imminent danger. Then all of a sudden — CRACK!

I bit into something that was never meant to be bitten into.

I don’t know what it was. A malformed cashew part? A petrified oat? A hardened and impermeable glob o’ sugar?

No clue. All I knew was that it hurt. Seriously. That sharp, shooting, directly-to-the-brain kind of hurt.

Now, I am not one to call a dentist at the drop of a hat. In fact, I’ve been known to avoid dentists. But this pain was not going to be ignored.

Days later, I found myself in the dentist’s office, looking at x-rays that revealed 2 cracked teeth in the back of my mouth. Clearly, I’m an over-achiever. One cracked tooth would not be enough for me.

And these were not minor little fissures in my enamel. The dentist repeatedly murmured things like, “Wow. Impressive. You really cracked that one wide open.” Again, over-achiever.

Since then, I’ve enjoyed endured several visits to the dentist, many multiple shots of novocaine, gigantic fillings attempting to fill in the gaps and cracks, and a temporary crown placement. I still have the joyous anticipation of returning to the dentist in early October to get a permanent crown.

The good news: I did not need two root canals. I did not even need one root canal.

The bad news: I have not really been able to chew on the right side of my mouth for many weeks and that is getting old. The novocaine shots are also getting old.

The additional bad news: I will be needing additional dental work in the not-so-distant future.

The obvious: I do not like dental work.

And, apparently, dental work makes it difficult for me to blog. Don’t ask me why; it’s just one of my quirks. Obsessing over tooth issues = inability to write.

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And as for #2, the transition thing.

We are in the process of buying a house and moving. You might already know that if you read my Fall Into Reading list. I slyly slipped it in there, flying under the radar.

And after I did that, I got several emails from friends (and yes, even a few family members) along the lines of, “What?? You’re moving??”

I guess we’ve been keeping it pretty quiet.

We’re not moving far. The new house is ridiculously close to our current house, actually. But it is an answer to some questions we’ve had about the future and how to best prepare for it. We weren’t even originally planning on moving this soon, but we thought we’d “start looking.” Then, through a series of events, it just kind of happened.

But as you may know, buying and packing and moving and unpacking is a big, long transition. And it’s a transition full of busyness and distraction.

So often, that’s where my mind has been, rather than on blogging. I’m packing boxes, signing papers, making phone calls, packing more boxes, and trying to keep a million little details all straight in my mind.

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So.

Just in case you were wondering, that’s where I’ve been. In the dentist’s chair and in transition. But I hope to be back here a bit more often. There’s something therapeutic about spilling it all out through the keyboard.